I never wear my glasses lololol

I never wear my glasses lololol

At least once, you've done this.

  • Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
  • Me: AM I PREGNANT?
  • Me: Wait...
  • Me: Still a virgin.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
  • Me: Seems legit.

bringme-s-u-m-m-e-r

It’s pretty much against all of my beliefs

but I kind of want to get drunk to see what it feels like.

larrystylinsonruinedmylife

theoohlalagirl

foxintwilight

  • me: *closes tumblr tab*
  • me: *opens new tumblr tab*
  • me: what just happened

pizzaforpresident

weheartit.com

fuckyeahthespianpeacock: I had a bad teacher for AP US History.  I got questions on his tests correct on presidential assassins that no one else did because of “Assassins”.  I got a perfect score on the Andrew Jackson test because of “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson”.  by malpal331

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

I had a bad teacher for AP US History.  I got questions on his tests correct on presidential assassins that no one else did because of “Assassins”.  I got a perfect score on the Andrew Jackson test because of “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson”. 

by malpal331

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